Funny Product Reviews and Entertaining Takes on Life as We Know It
We review products. We review life. It’s all fair game and everything is up for grabs, so if you want in on it – come join the digital party – where online shopping and comedy curdle into a lovely quiche. We is essentially me and my doppelgangers so I certainly wouldn’t mind the company.
Buying Boring Stuff Just Got Better
Shopping for something drab, like extension cords or cabinet shelving or electric shavers with the least horrifying pictures of razor burn? Why not make the process more entertaining with witty commentary? And, you know, look at some weird gag cartoons and randomness while you’re at it. Have a laugh instead of an apathy-induced migraine. It’s good for you.
This is not medical advice, it’s me rambling my opinionated thoughts, and I have up to three friends who told me it was entertaining.
I feel like laughter is a healthy way to accept our fate, a pleasant way to get through the day, a nice reprieve from the only things I receive in the mailbox OTHER THAN products I buy online, which are bills which are gross and I need something to balance that out on a consistent basis. Am I projecting? Probably.
Uncanny Products and Unasked for Insights
Now if you’re thinking this site’s sole purpose is to spice up the drudgery of shopping for mundane things, think again. This is a multi-pronged, sophisticated tool at our disposal. Think 5-speared fork, folks.
We are not messing around. We are passing go. And then running a mile passed the finish line to prove our point. We’re diving deep into the most exciting items in existence:
- A spaceship you can make at home, but just read the warning label because it’s not… a spaceship.
- Gardening robots who are so intelligent and crafty with their crop skills that you will never have to go to the grocery store. Or, you’ll go less often. You might go to the hardware store more. You might want to take up circuitry; gardening robots are known to be very high maintenance.
- Can Openers that work in zero gravity. While technically canny, my friend told me about this and I’ve been obsessed ever since. I haven’t seen a listing for the consumer market yet. I’m looking. I’m sure astronauts use eBay.
But That’s Not All
We’re also plumbing the depths of…
- Useless stuff at exorbitant prices.
- Funny products that were never intended to be funny.
- Absurdly bizarre items begging for us to critique the state of humanity.
- Cool and crazy gadgets that will tickle your fancy (if you’re into that).
- Tools for things you didn’t even know needed fixing!
- Novel tech devices that solve problems — wait for it — in the future.
All these unbelievable products and more can now be yours in exchange for the elusive constructed tokens we call currency.